Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Fuck me gently with a polearm...

(Cookie if you get the movie reference.)

So we have some loot from the last boss of Icecrown.

Oathbinder, Charge of the Ranger General

Admittedly, this is heroic, and I'll never see it; however, this does not stop me from being faintly aroused at the sight of those stats. Blizzard, looking at this weapon, with a name that does, in fact, label it as a Hunter Weapon, I can almost forgive you for what you are doing to my class and the game next expansion, though this is only because most of the blood has stopped flowing to the brain and instead went in a more southerly direction.

This makes up for the very good but very anticlimactic cutscene.

5 comments:

Euripides said...

I got drool all over my keyboard when I saw this linked on wow.com.

crankyhealer said...

Heathers :)

windpaw said...

hawt gears are hawt...

more to the point though - glad to see I'm not the only one that thought that the cut scene was kinda anti-climactic.

Kheldul said...

MMmmmm. Tasty.

Glad it's not a goblin chainsaw though. I'd be tempted to melee.

<3 Heathers... though I watched it a little while ago and was disappointed with how I mis-remembered quotes. Not that quoting movies is something I do much... but anyway.. Great pate, but I gotta motor if I'm gonna make the funeral.

Negathle said...

@windpaw

I was impressed with the quality of the cinematic, but not with the script. Admittedly, we already knew what was going to happen at the end, and some bits were interesting, but it left a lot to be desired.