Oh, how I wish!

This is how I should pad my resume:

Four year experience as a raiding Hunter class in World of Warcraft.
Two years as a class officer, directing other members of my class and providing advice.
One year as a Loot Council member, distributing gear items to rewarding raiders under the ideals of the best upgrade for the raid.
Multitasking proficiencies in watching threat, mana/health levels, pet management, shot rotation, and events within the boss encounter.
Skilled in pulling, kiting, and farming.


Hey, it could happen.